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LAW Humor
  • What is the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
    A boxing referee doesn’t get paid for a longer fight.
  • What do good lawyers and good mechanics have in common?
    They don’t exist.
  • The definition of a lawyer
    The only person in whom the ignorance of law is not punished.
Some real lawyer questions in courts
  • Lawyer : So, what is your date of birth?
    Witness : 21st August
    Lawyer : Which year?
    Witness : Every year

  • Lawyer : How was your first marriage terminated?
    Witness : By death
    Lawyer : O.K. by whose death?

  • Lawyer : She had 3 children, right?
    Witness : Right
    Lawyer : How many were boys?
    Witness : None
    Lawyer : O.K. Were there any girls?

  • Lawyer : Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in sleep, he can’t know about it till the next morning?

  • Lawyer : What happened next?
    Witness : He told me, “I have to kill you, because you can identify me.”
    Lawyer : And then, did he kill you?
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