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LAW Humor
LAW Humor
- What is the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn’t get paid for a longer fight. - What do good lawyers and good mechanics have in common?
They don’t exist. - The definition of a lawyer
The only person in whom the ignorance of law is not punished.
Some real lawyer questions in courts
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Lawyer : So, what is your date of birth?
Witness : 21st August
Lawyer : Which year?
Witness : Every year
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Lawyer : How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness : By death
Lawyer : O.K. by whose death?
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Lawyer : She had 3 children, right?
Witness : Right
Lawyer : How many were boys?
Witness : None
Lawyer : O.K. Were there any girls?
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Lawyer : Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in sleep, he can’t know about it till the next morning?
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Lawyer : What happened next?
Witness : He told me, “I have to kill you, because you can identify me.”
Lawyer : And then, did he kill you?
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